God Saving Man From Roof Joke

The guy is on the roof as a helicopter hovers overhead.

God saving man from roof joke.

The house except for a small part on the roof is submerged in water. The man on the roof prayed for god to. God responded i sent a boat to get you and you did not get on vote. He asked god why didn t you save me.

A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof. The lord will save me so the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The man refused and said that god would save him.

The man continued to pray believing with all his heart that he would be saved by god. From his second floor window the guy says no. Joke has 57 88 from 60 votes. The man drowned and went to heaven.

He said there was room but the man said that god would save. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately. The water was up to his knees. The waters continued to rise.

A boat came by wanting to help the man. A boat came with one person in it. It kept raining and now the water had reached his waist. I have faith in the lord the lord will save me so the helicopter went away.

The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. They said to hop in but he said god would save him. Then a motorboat came by. God will save me.

A faithful christian man heard the warning and decided to stay saying to himself i will trust god and if i am in danger then god will send a divine miracle to. It kept raining and a big flood came. No replied the man on the roof. I have faith in the lord.

God would protect him. This is a story of a man who was a firm believer of god. Using a megaphone the pilot tries to convince the man to grab the rope ladder which was dangling above his head. A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes.

The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. One day it began to rain very heavily. A helicopter pilot sees him on top of the roof and hovers above the man. The man went to the roof to avoid the rising water.

Even though the flood is rising i will be fine. I have faith god will save me the boat moves on. A flood covered the street and a man was sitting on a roof. The pilot shouts out this is your last chance.

No replied the man on the roof. A boat came by and a guy in the boat said. Minutes later a boat with two people came by. The flood waters continued to rise.

He was praying to god for help. The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared. Climb up the ladder to safety. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me so the rowboat went on.

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. God will take care of me the flood continued to rise. The man climbed up on the roof of his house and knew that he would be ok. The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him.

He prayed to god to save him.